When I get tired I get itchy and I’m so tired and so itchy whyyyy

 153328
19 Sep 14 at 9 pm

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via creepyscout)

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
 2839
19 Sep 14 at 9 pm

tim-parker:

The new, patented, Mary Berry Cake Baking Failure Rating System. Running from the ubiquitous 'It's a little bit dry', right through to the death-knell of shop-bought fondant, Mary has an expression for any baking malady.

Website

(via creepyscout)

frew-dobaggins:

To all my Glasgow friends: avoid George Square tonight. It’s all kicking off between Yes and No voters. Stay safe. 

(via merc-deadpool)

 90984
19 Sep 14 at 9 pm

(Source: awwww-cute, via creepyscout)

 16722
19 Sep 14 at 6 pm

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

(via thepubertaddamsfund)

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.
 59142
19 Sep 14 at 5 pm

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee, via lady-hobbit)

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space
 2
19 Sep 14 at 9 am

I’m so sad it’s a no vote we had an amazing opportunity to change things and it’s been chucked in the bin

"Pawn Shop Blues"
Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Ray A.K.A Lizzy Grant
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